1. "Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
2. "Marriage is like a game of musical chairs. When the music stops, you're stuck with the ugliest person in the room."
3. "Marriage is like a long trip in a tiny boat. You have to learn how to handle the rocks and the rough waters."
4. "Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it ain't so hot."
5. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with a pair and end up with a full house."
6. "Marriage is like a telephone. You have to hold on tight and be willing to forgive if you want it to ring."
7. "Marriage is like a roller coaster. Once you are on, there's nothing you can do but hold on tight and enjoy the ride."
8. "Marriage is like a book. It can be read and re-read, but once it's over, it's over."
9. "Marriage is like a see-saw. One goes up, the other goes down."
10. "Marriage is like a camera. You focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, you can always take another shot."
11. "Marriage is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get, but you gotta work with what you got."
12. "Marriage is like a game of Twister. You never know where your partner's going to put their hands."
13. "Marriage is like a storm. It starts off as a light drizzle and ends with a flash flood."
14. "Marriage is like a traffic jam. You're stuck in it and you can't go anywhere."
15. "Marriage is like a prison. You're stuck with the same person for life."
16. "Marriage is like a game of baseball. You gotta learn to hit a curveball."
17. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga. You gotta know when to pull the block."
18. "Marriage is like a game of Monopoly. You gotta know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, and when to walk away."
19. "Marriage is like a game of darts. You gotta know when to aim for the bullseye and when to aim for the board."
20. "Marriage is just like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond."
21. "Marriage: where you spend the rest of your life trying to find the remote control."
22. "Marriage is like a game of chess. One false move and you're mated."
23. "Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."
24. "Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
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